Pro Wrestling NOVA

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Episode 5 cont (3 of 3)

MATCH #5: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK A)
Hayden Panettiere vs. Lacey Chabert

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert goes for a Flatliner, but Hayden Panettiere counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Hayden Panettiere throws Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle, but Lacey Chabert
reverses it.
Lacey Chabert chops Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert nails Hayden Panettiere with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Lacey Chabert gives her the Snake Eyes, but Hayden Panettiere doesn't budge.
Hayden Panettiere hits a sidewalk slam on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere hits Lacey Chabert with a gutbuster.
Hayden Panettiere hits Lacey Chabert with a thrust to the throat.
Hayden Panettiere hits an elbowsmash on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere nails Lacey Chabert with a flying lariat.
Hayden Panettiere executes a roundhouse right on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Lacey Chabert throws her
to the mat.
Lacey Chabert whips Hayden Panettiere into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere misses with an elbow.
Lacey Chabert nails Hayden Panettiere with a flying clothesline.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere with a thrust to the throat.
Lacey Chabert executes a kneelift on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert locks Hayden Panettiere in a chokehold.
Alicia Keys warns Lacey Chabert to let go.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three, four.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere with a DDT.
Lacey Chabert executes a bodyslam on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert gives her the Snake Eyes, but Hayden Panettiere doesn't even care.
Lacey Chabert executes a choke slam on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert executes the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert goes for the pin.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three.

Lacey Chabert pinned Hayden Panettiere
with the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER in 0:02:37.

GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (3-0, 6 pts)
Lacey Chabert (2-1, 4 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (2-1, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

Tony: And now Group A has all kinds of possibilities.

Bruce: It all comes down to whether or not Renee Olstead can pull out a clean sweep through her group. If not, there could be a three way tie, and my sources tell me that if that happens, then there will be an elimination style match to determine who gets the right to advance to the finals.

Tony: You just read that off the memo sheet you were just given.

Bruce: Hey! My sources come from a lot of places. Just because you only have eight friends on facebook you don't have to criticize me about my sources. You probably made up those eight accounts, too, just so you could say you had friends.

Tony: I have plenty of friends, mind you.

Bruce: Yeah, only because you take care of their farms.

[Larisa and Alexis meet again in the hallway.]

Alexis Bledel: Wow! 0 for 2 so far! Not a good start Larisa. Let's just hope tonight you don't go 0 for 3. If that happens (shaking her head) well...I don't think you'll have too much of a chance to move on.

Larisa Oleynik: You know what? I'm sick and tired of seeing your face every time I show up. You're lucky I don't just beat the crap out of you right here, right now.

Bledel: C'mon! Do it! Why don'tcha? Free shot! C'mon! (Larisa looks away knowing she's about to lose it.) What's the matter? You don't need to hide. We all know it's not the PTB you're afraid of. It's me! (Larisa glares back at Alexis.) See you in the ring.

[Brittany Snow has fallen asleep up against a pillar. The camera zooms outs to show a limo pulling up. The license plate on the front says NOVA PTB prompting a cheer from the crowd.]

Tony: Is that the PTB?

Bruce: No, Tony. I think it's Pat T. Benetar, you buffoon! See I told you they were going to be here!

[The limo driver gets out of the car, and opens up the back door. All we see is a cowboy boot attached to a woman's leg before the camera shifts back to the arena.]

Bruce: Hey! I know those legs!

Tony: What? You do? Who is it?

Bruce: I'm not telling you who every woman I've slept with is, Tony!

Tony: You're really something else! You know that?

Bruce: All I gotta say is if you think those legs are hot, you should see the rest of her!

MAIN EVENT
MATCH #6: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK B)
Larisa Oleynik vs. Renee O'Connor
Special Guest Referee: Alexis Bledel

[End of match;]

Renee O'Connor catches Larisa Oleynik in a double armbar submission.
Larisa Oleynik tries to escape the hold.
Larisa Oleynik manages to grab the ropes after 10 seconds.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a flying forearm.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee O'Connor goes for a springboard cross body press, but Larisa Oleynik
side-steps and Renee O'Connor only hits air.
Larisa Oleynik hits an elbowdrop on Renee O'Connor.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a roundhouse right, but Renee O'Connor counters it with
an armbreaker.
Renee O'Connor goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Larisa Oleynik blocks it.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik misses with an elbow.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a backdrop.
Renee O'Connor takes Larisa Oleynik down with an armbar takedown.
Renee O'Connor hits a dropkick on Larisa Oleynik.
Renee O'Connor whips Larisa Oleynik into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a back elbow.
Renee O'Connor hits a clothesline on Larisa Oleynik.
Renee O'Connor is going for the pin.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee O'Connor complains about a slow count.
Larisa Oleynik uses an inside cradle on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik nails Renee O'Connor with a ropeburn.
Larisa Oleynik hits Renee O'Connor with a facebite.
Larisa Oleynik takes Renee O'Connor down with a kneelift.
Larisa Oleynik uses a kneelift on Renee O'Connor.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a punch, but Renee O'Connor blocks it.
Renee O'Connor runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik misses with a clothesline.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a kick.
Renee O'Connor goes for a flying sunset flip, but Larisa Oleynik
counters it with a choke lift.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Larisa Oleynik throws Renee O'Connor into the turnbuckle, but Renee O'Connor
reverses it.
Renee O'Connor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Larisa Oleynik
moves out of the way.
Larisa Oleynik executes the RUNNING POWERSLAM on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Larisa Oleynik complains about a slow count.
Larisa Oleynik shoves Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel shoves Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik puts Renee O'Connor in a chokehold.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik gets a choke against the ropes on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Larisa Oleynik yells at Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel yells at Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik takes Alexis Bledel down with a punch.
Alexis Bledel calls for the DQ.

Renee O'Connor defeated Larisa Oleynik
by disqualification in 0:05:32.

Bledel: That's it, Oleynik! You're gone! You're done for!

Larisa Oleynik throws Renee O'Connor over the top rope.
Larisa Oleynik yells at Alexis Bledel.
Larisa Oleynik and Alexis Bledel are brawling in the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar comes running to the ring with a chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Alexis Bledel in the back with the chair.
Larisa Oleynik executes the RUNNING POWERSLAM on Alexis Bledel onto the chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar leaves the ring.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alexis Bledel with a series of stomps.
Sarah Michelle Gellar returns with a second chair.
Larisa Oleynik sets up the chairs.
Sarah Michelle Gellar sets Alexis Bledel up for the SNAP MARE DRIVER.

[Brittany Snow comes running down the ramp and climbs into the ring. She grabs Gellar right before she hits the snap mare driver.]

Snow: (off mic) They're here! They're here!

Gellar: (off mic) What? Who is it?

Snow: (off mic) I don't know. They pulled up while...

Gellar: (off mic) Slow down!

VOICE (over the speakers): P! T! B!

[Spotlights start to circle around the ring and into the audience.]

Tony: THEY'RE HERE! THEY ARE HERE! THE PTB ARE HERE!

Bruce: I told you they would be!

[Gellar, Snow and Oleynik all turn around to look at the entrance ramp. Gellar lets go of Bledel who drops to the ground. Oleynik then kicks her out of the ring.]

Tony: But who is it? Who are the Powers That Be?

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

Bruce: HA! See. I told you they weren't going to show up!

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

[MUSIC: I CAN'T BE TAMED. I CAN'T BE TAMED I CAN'T BE BLAMED, I CAN'T, CAN'T...]

Tony: MY GOD! IT CAN'T BE!

Bruce: I don't believe this!

[The crowd erupts as the PTB make their way onto the stage. Sarah and Larisa are going ballistic. Brittany just looks on in awe.]

Tony: IT'S MILEY CYRUS!

Bruce: It's her dad too!

Tony: MILEY CYRUS! BILLY RAY CYRUS! THEY ARE THE PTB!

Bruce: Sit down, Tony! One Jim Ross is enough!

Tony: TALK ABOUT YOUR BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS!

[The music fades.]

Miley Cyrus: Hello Sarah!

Gellar: (off mic) You! You?

Miley: Yes, Sarah. It's me, Miley, a.k.a. The PTB, a.k.a. Your boss! That's right ladies, I own NOVA!

Oleynik: (off mic, pointing at Miley) I ought to come over there and kick your ass!

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey, I don't take too kindly to threats to my baby girl, here!

Miley: It's alright, daddy. I can handle this. I just want to say how great it is to be here! Ya know, pretty soon, we're going to be crowning the very first NOVA champion so I want to make that night a very special night, and that means I want to have something special for each one of you.

Gellar:: (off mic to the crowd) SHUT UP!

Miley: First off, Brittany. You seem like the quiet type. From what I've seen you're a little more rational than those two lamebrains you hang out with. I had so much hopes for you but I guess I can forgive you for having a blonde moment when choosing your friends. So here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to put you in a match against Melissa Joan Hart. Oh, and ummm...just one little stimpulation. If you just so happen to lose this match, you'll be fired.

Snow: (off mic) F...Fired? No! Please! I can't be fired!

Miley: As for you, Larisa. I already have plans for you that night. Since all the losers of each group will be participating in a four-way elimination match, and yes, you Larisa are now officially a loser,..

Oleynik (off mic to the crowd): SHUT UP!

Miley: ...you will already be participating in that match. So what to do? What to do? Say, I know. Since you and Hayley are both out of the tournament, let's do something special with your match since it won't affect the tournament! And since you've been such a bitch lately, let's have ourselves a kennel match!

Tony: A kennel match?

Miley: Now, let me explain to you what that means.

Bruce: I don't like the sound of this!

Miley: It is going to be a cage match, and you going to both be tied together with dog collars!

Oleynik (off mic): What?!

Miley: Oh, you haven't heard the best part yet, Larisa! The loser must eat a can of dog food!

Oleynik (off mic) You can't do that! You can't do that!

Miley: Oh, yes, I can do this. Can't I, daddy?

Billy Ray: She's the boss!

Miley: What are so worried about, Larisa? Don't you think you can beat Hayley?

Larisa (off mic): I can beat Hayley! I can beat anyone!

Miley: Now, it's not like Alexis is going to be your referee in this match....no, wait....she is!

Larisa: (off mic) NO! NO! NO! NO!

Miley: And as for you Sarah...

Gellar: (off mic) I'm not gonna be bossed around by no fifteen year old!

Miley: I'm 17, dammit! You know what? I've got something special planned for you. You see, I'm not going to reveal what that is just yet. I'm going to make you think about what you've done these past weeks. You want to know why I'm targeting you? I'm setting an example. You do NOT mess with my talent. I hand picked each and every one of those participating in the world tournament for a reason, including that piece of trash in the ring. I saw talent in you Larisa. I saw potential. You embarrassed me when you hooked up with that hoodlum! Sarah, you do nothing but whine and moan and cry 24/7. That is why you are not in the tournament. But like any good employer, I am willing to give you a second chance. All I want you to do is...no, you know what? I'm saving that. I want you to sleep on it. That is if you can sleep for the next few weeks.

[?Can't be Tamed? starts back over the speakers as Miley and her dad leave the arena. The copyright notice then appears on the screen as the camera cuts to the trio in the ring.]

Tony: A kennel match, the possible end for Brittany Snow! And what is in store for Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Bruce: Oh, no! Not to mention that Miley's our boss? Sweet niblets!

[ROCStorm]

PRO WRESTLING NOVA
EPISODE 1x06

[Backstage, Billy Ray Cyrus is at a desk going through some papers when there's a knock on the door.]

Billy Ray: Entrez vous!

[Brittany Snow enters the room, and there's a chorus of boos waiting for her.]

Billy Ray: I don't think they like you.

Brittany: So what? Listen. I think we kinda got off on the wrong foot here, and Larisa wants me to...

[Billy Ray starts stamping the papers which gains Brittany's attention.]

Snow: Whatcha doing?

Billy Ray: Something I'm doing for Miley.

Brittany: Why doesn't she do it?

Billy Ray: It's business stuff. You see, technically, she doesn't own this company. I do. Well, at least not yet. Not until she turns 18. Until then, I handle all the business.

Brittany: Oh? So this whole kennel match...

Billy Ray: She's still the boss though.

Brittany: Oh. So where is she, anyway?

Billy Ray: She had something she needed to do tonight.

[Brittany peers in curiously.]

Brittany: Can I do one?

Billy Ray: Sure!

[Billy Ray shuffles through a few of the papers then hands her one.]

Billy Ray: Here, do this one.

[Brittany stamps the paper.]

Brittany: Cool!

Billy Ray: I don't know what it is but doing this makes me feel....I don't know...

Brittany: Important?

Billy Ray: Yeah, that's it! Like it...

Brittany: Like it makes feel like you're doing something that's worth something.

Billy Ray: Exactly! You've got it!

[Brittany holds up the paper and starts to read it. Her eyes light up, and in panic she runs out the door.]

Billy Ray: Yeah, we definitely got off on the wrong foot.

[NOVA OPENING VIDEO (music: "Here I Stand" - In Whispers)]

[Fireworks explode around the arena as we cut to Tony and Bruce at the broadcast position.]

Tony: We're coming to you live from the NOVArena in Hollywood, California! I'm Tony Schiavone and beside me here is the man that knows the legs of every woman...and girl...in town, Bruce Campbell!

Bruce: You're not gonna let up are you?

Tony: Of course, not! After all you've put me through?

Bruce: Bah!

Tony: We have an exciting show here for you! Tonight we will find out who will be moving on to the finals of the NOVA World Championship tournament!

Bruce: That's right, Tony. We have six women still in contention for two spots. It's like the NFL playoffs: one night, one match. Only with hot girls wrestling!

Tony: Also tonight we have the kennel match set up by Miley Cyrus!

Bruce: I still can't believe that we have a 17 year old spoiled brat running this company. This is the kind of thing where daddy dearest needs to step in and teach that kid a lesson! You cannot put Larisa Oleynik in a kennel match! Now Hayley Williams, that's a different story. You know she's already spent time in a kennel, didn't you Tony?

Tony: I'm not even going to ask.

Bruce: It's true. Her parents tried to leave her there but they had to kick her out because she gave the dogs fleas.

Tony: Let's just go down to the ring!

Bruce: You think she had her rabies shots yet?

MATCH #1: SINGLES MATCH
Alexis Bledel vs. Amanda Bynes

[End of match:]

Alexis Bledel executes a kick to the chest on Amanda Bynes.
Alexis Bledel hits Amanda Bynes with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam.
Alexis Bledel runs into the ropes.
Alexis Bledel hits Amanda Bynes with a shoulderblock.
Alexis Bledel whips Amanda Bynes into the ropes.
Amanda Bynes hits Alexis Bledel with a shoulderblock.
Amanda Bynes is going for the cover.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Amanda Bynes executes a drop toe hold on Alexis Bledel.
Amanda Bynes goes for a Frankensteiner, but Alexis Bledel counters it with
a tiger driver.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, kickout.
Alexis Bledel throws Amanda Bynes out of the ring.
Lea Thompson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Amanda Bynes
reenters the ring.
Alexis Bledel hits Amanda Bynes.
Alexis Bledel chops Amanda Bynes.
Amanda Bynes hits Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Amanda Bynes hits Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel hits Amanda Bynes.
Alexis Bledel kicks Amanda Bynes.
The chants for Alexis Bledel are deafening.
Amanda Bynes kicks Alexis Bledel.
Amanda Bynes kicks Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel chops Amanda Bynes.
Alexis Bledel goes for an armbar submission, but Amanda Bynes blocks it.
Amanda Bynes runs into the ropes.
Amanda Bynes misses with a kick.
Alexis Bledel goes for a chokehold, but Amanda Bynes counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Amanda Bynes places Alexis Bledel on the turnbuckle.
Amanda Bynes goes for a reverse top rope Frankensteiner, but Alexis Bledel
blocks it.
Alexis Bledel throws Amanda Bynes off the turnbuckle.
Alexis Bledel goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Amanda Bynes
counters it with a jawbreaker.
Amanda Bynes is going for the pin.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Amanda Bynes hits Alexis Bledel with a flapjack.
Amanda Bynes executes a corkscrew moonsault on Alexis Bledel.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Amanda Bynes nails Alexis Bledel with a flying dropkick.
Amanda Bynes goes for the sliced bread #2, but Alexis Bledel throws her off.
Alexis Bledel goes for a dropkick, but Amanda Bynes side-steps and Alexis Bledel
only hits air.
Amanda Bynes goes for a flying swinging DDT, but Alexis Bledel blocks it.
Alexis Bledel goes for a Hotshot, but Amanda Bynes counters it with
a Thesz press.
Lea Thompson counts: One, two, three.

Amanda Bynes pinned Alexis Bledel
after a Thesz press in 0:09:31

[Backstage Christine Taylor and Kaley Cuoco are gearing up for their upcoming match.]

Christine: What a couple of idiots!

Kaley: I know. Right? I mean Miley Cyrus? Who would've thunk that?

Christine: Thunk? You mean thought.

Kaley: No, I think it's.... (Kaley shakes her head to dismiss the tangent.) Anyway, this is so totally unfair that we have to face Sarah Michelle Gellar much less...a mystery partner? I mean what is up with that?

Christine: I know, it's like how are we supposed to prepare for a mystery partner. I think Sarah's cool enough she doesn't need a partner. Besides why do we have to wrestle her anyway?

Kaley: What? You didn't hear? Sarah called you a tramp!

Christine: She what?

Kaley: Yeah, she called you a tramp, and she called K-Storm...whoa, I can't even say what she called her out loud.

Christine: Wait! She called ME a tramp?

Kaley: Yup. Oh, hey. You should've seen what I left for K-Storm. It was awesome!

Christine: What is it with you and her anyway?

Kaley: Never mind. C'mon. Let's go.

[Christine and Kaley head out of the locker room to the ring. The camera cuts to another locker room. Brittany Snow comes running in.]

Brittany: Sarah...I...

Brittany stops suddenly when she realizes she's too late. The camera pans around to show Gellar and Eliza Dushku already nose to nose in a stare down.]

Bruce: Whoa! Is that the mystery partner Kaley was talking about?

Tony: It must be! We will soon find out for sure!

MATCH #2: TAG MATCH
Christine Taylor & Kaley Cuoco vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar & A Mystery Partner

Match notes: Eliza Dushku is introduced as Sarah's partner. Sarah and Eliza do tag in and out but Sarah always seems hesitant when she does so.

[End of match:]

Eliza Dushku chops Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco kicks Eliza Dushku.
Eliza Dushku chops Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku.
Eliza Dushku kicks Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley Cuoco punches Eliza Dushku.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku.
Kaley Cuoco chops Eliza Dushku.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku with a forearm to the back.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a snap suplex, but Eliza Dushku blocks it.
Eliza Dushku executes a European uppercut on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a dragon suplex.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Eliza Dushku complains about a slow count.
Eliza Dushku runs into the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku with a back elbow.
Kirsten Storms makes her way to the ring carrying a bouquet of roses.
Christine Taylor and Kaley Cuoco whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
Christine Taylor and Kaley Cuoco hit Eliza Dushku with a double dropkick.
Christine Taylor is distracted by Kirsten Storms.
Kaley Cuoco goes for a clothesline, but Eliza Dushku counters it with
a Fujiwara armbar.
Kaley Cuoco is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco is inching her way towards the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco is writhing in pain.
Meg Ryan asks Kaley Cuoco if she's still there.
Kaley Cuoco taps out.
Meg Ryan stops the fight after 26 seconds.

Eliza Dushku and Sarah Michelle Gellar defeated Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor
when Dushku defeated Cuoco with a Fujiwara armbar in 0:09:49.

Storms: (towards the ring off mic) Tell that {censored)ing dyke to stay the hell out of my (censored)ing life!

[Kirsten Storms throws the flowers at the ring then leaves the arena.]

Bruce: What the heck is that all about?

Tony: Was that roses? Were those roses what Kaley left for her?

Bruce: Totally awesome wasn't it that she cares so much for Kirsten Storms.

Tony: Well, apparently it backfired. That distraction actually cost Kaley and Christine their match.

Bruce: Wait a moment! Does that mean Kaley is courting Larisa? Yes! That's awesome, Tony!

Tony: Only you. Anyway let's get an update on the standings for the World Championship tournament! Here are the standings for Group A.

GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (3-0, 6 pts)
Lacey Chabert (2-1, 4 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (2-1, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

Bruce: Renee Olstead, Lacey Chabert, and Hayden Panettiere are all still in the hunt but don't you think that's unfair, Tony?

Tony: What's unfair?

Bruce: That they let boys like Hayden Panettiere wrestle women like this.

Tony: Let's go to the ring.

Bruce: I wish they'd let me wrestle them.

[ROCStorm]

Episode 6 cont (2 of 3)

MATCH #3: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (GROUP A)
Kirsten Storms vs. Lacey Chabert

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert executes a kick to the head on Kirsten Storms.
Lacey Chabert covers Kirsten Storms.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Lacey Chabert uses a roundhouse right on Kirsten Storms.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert hits Kirsten Storms with a shoulderblock.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert nails Kirsten Storms with a flying lariat.
Lacey Chabert is going for the cover.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, shoulder up.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert misses with a clothesline.
Kirsten Storms hits Lacey Chabert with a backdrop.
Kirsten Storms goes for a figure-four leglock, but Lacey Chabert kicks her off.
Lacey Chabert uses a powerslam on Kirsten Storms.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Lacey Chabert goes for a kick to the midsection, but Kirsten Storms
counters it with a legsweep.
Kirsten Storms whips Lacey Chabert into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms hits Lacey Chabert with an elbow.
Lacey Chabert sits up.
Kirsten Storms runs into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms misses with a shoulderblock.
Kirsten Storms nails Lacey Chabert with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind Kirsten Storms all the way.
Kirsten Storms runs into the ropes.
Lacey Chabert hits Kirsten Storms with an elbow.
Lacey Chabert runs into the ropes.
Kirsten Storms hits Lacey Chabert with a clothesline.
Lacey Chabert falls out of the ring.
Two masked women come down to the ring.
Teri Hatcher counts: one, two, three, four, Lacey Chabert reenters the ring.
Kirsten Storms hits a belly-to-back suplex on Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert sits up.
The crowd is behind Lacey Chabert all the way.
Kirsten Storms uses a gutwrench suplex on Lacey Chabert.
Masked Woman #1 holds down Lacey Chabert's leg.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kirsten Storms goes for a flying cross body press, but Lacey Chabert
rolls through with the move.
Teri Hatcher counts: One...Masked Woman #2 pulls the referee out of the ring.
Masked Woman #2 hits Teri Hatcher with a
Teri Hatcher is out cold.
Lacey Chabert goes for a dragon sleeper, but Kirsten Storms counters it with
a kick to the head.
Kirsten Storms uses a gutwrench suplex on Lacey Chabert.
There is no referee to count.
Masked Woman #1 tries frantically to revive Teri Hatcher.
Kirsten Storms looks around for the referee.
Kirsten Storms sees Masked Woman #1.
Kirsten Storms yells at Masked Woman #1.
Lacey Chabert hits Kirsten Storms with the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER.
Lacey Chabert goes for the cover.
There is no referee to count.
Masked Woman #2 hits Lacey Chabert with a chair.
Masked Woman #2 lays Kirsten Storms on top of Lacey Chabert.
Masked Woman #1 throws Teri Hatcher back in the ring.
Teri Hatcher slowly regains consciousness.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three.

Kirsten Storms defeated Lacey Chabert
by pinfall in 0:08:01.

Tony: And that officially eliminates Lacey Chabert from contention. She's going to be livid when she finds out that Kaley and Christine broke Miley's rules of no interference in these tournament matches!

Bruce: You still can't prove that was them! That could have been your wife and Bea Arthur for all we know.

Tony: You saw how that one masked woman was favoring her arm. That was clearly Kaley Cuoco!

Bruce: Maybe she just had shoulder surgery or something. You never know. That stuff hurts!

Tony: Well, in spite of all this, it still eliminates Lacey Chabert. Now it all comes down to this next match to determine who will move on to the thirty minute ironwoman match.

GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (3-0, 6 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (2-1, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (2-2, 4 pts)
Lacey Chabert (2-2, 4 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

Bruce: That's right, Tony. If Renee Olstead wins this match, she will sweep this group and move on. However, if Hayden wins, they will both end up with six points but Hayden will have won the head to head tie breaker, and move on.

Tony: And Hayden does need that win. If this match also ends in a draw, then Renee Olstead will only need that one point to move on as well.

Bruce: True but these women aren't interested in draws. They want to win. There's no better feeling to look someone in the eye and say ?I beat you!?

Tony: That's what it's all about. The competition is fierce, and that's why Miley and Billy Ray selected these women.

Bruce: Nine out of ten selections ain't bad but they could've picked Sarah Gellar instead of Kristen Bell. That was a poor choice!


MATCH #4: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT (GROUP A)
Renee Olstead vs. Hayden Panettiere

[End of match:]

Hayden Panettiere whips Renee Olstead into the ropes.
Renee Olstead nails Hayden Panettiere with a lariat.
Renee Olstead is going for the cover.
Meg Ryan counts: One, kickout.
Renee Olstead executes the Michinoku Driver on Hayden Panettiere.
Meg Ryan counts: One, kickout.
Renee Olstead catches Hayden Panettiere in an armbar submission.
Hayden Panettiere inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5
seconds.
Renee Olstead executes a flying forearm on Hayden Panettiere.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead gives the sign for the flying kneedrop.
Renee Olstead nails Hayden Panettiere with a flying kneedrop.
Renee Olstead nails Hayden Panettiere with a gutwrench suplex.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee Olstead throws Hayden Panettiere out of the ring.
Renee Olstead goes for a tope, but Hayden Panettiere moves out of the way.
Meg Ryan counts: 1.
Meg Ryan counts: 2.
Hayden Panettiere runs Renee Olstead into the ringsteps.
Meg Ryan counts: 3.
Hayden Panettiere throws Renee Olstead into the guardrail.
Hayden Panettiere goes for a kick to the midsection, but Renee Olstead
blocks it.
Meg Ryan counts: 4.
Meg Ryan counts: 5.
Meg Ryan counts: 6.
Meg Ryan counts: 7.
Meg Ryan counts: 8.
Renee Olstead reenters the ring.
Hayden Panettiere rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Renee Olstead hits Hayden Panettiere with a back elbow.
Renee Olstead takes Hayden Panettiere down with a forearm smash.
Renee Olstead throws Hayden Panettiere into the turnbuckle, but
Hayden Panettiere reverses it.
Hayden Panettiere runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Renee Olstead lifts
her knee.
Renee Olstead whips Hayden Panettiere into the turnbuckle, but Hayden Panettiere
reverses it.
Hayden Panettiere takes Renee Olstead down with a forearm to the back.
Hayden Panettiere whips Renee Olstead into the ropes, but Renee Olstead
reverses it.
Hayden Panettiere hits Renee Olstead with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hayden Panettiere is going for the pin.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayden Panettiere goes for a roundhouse right, but Renee Olstead
counters it with an armbreaker.
Renee Olstead executes the GERMAN SUPLEX on Hayden Panettiere.
Meg Ryan counts: One, two, three.

Renee Olstead pinned Hayden Panettiere
with the GERMAN SUPLEX in 0:13:46.

FINAL GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (4-0, 8 pts) WINNER
Hayden Panettiere (2-2, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (2-2, 4 pts)
Lacey Chabert (2-2, 4 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

Tony: Now we have Renee Olstead already moving on but things are a bit more muddled in Group B.

Bruce: That's right, Tony. All Renee O'Connor needs is a draw to move on but if Alexandra Tortoni picks up a win over O'Connor, then there will be a three way tie atop the standings and an elimination match will be needed to determine who faces Olstead in the finals.

GROUP B STANDINGS:
Renee O'Connor (3-0, 6 pts)
Lindsey Shaw (3-1, 6 pts)
Alessandra Torresani (2-1, 4 pts)
Hayley Williams (0-3, 0 pts)
Larisa Oleynik DISQUALIFIED

[ROCStorm]

Episode 6 cont. (3 of 3)

[Video promo for the world championship tournament.]

Tony: And here we go. The last of the world championship tournament matches. And we have been joined here in the broadcast booth by Renee Olstead. Congratulations on your victory tonight.

Olstead: Thanks Tony. It's been an honor to not only have been selected by Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus to be entered into the tournament, and I will doi them proud by becoming the first ever NOVA Champion. That will be a historic event, Tony. Something they will never be able to take away from us. And Bruce?

Bruce: Huh? Yeah?

Olstead: Eyes up here, buddy.

MATCH #5: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH
Alessandra Torresani vs. Renee O'Connor

[End of match:]

Renee O'Connor goes for an inverted DDT, but Alessandra Torresani blocks it.
Alessandra Torresani catches Renee O'Connor in a choke against the ropes.
Teri Hatcher warns Alessandra Torresani to let go.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Teri Hatcher warns Alessandra Torresani.
Alessandra Torresani executes a hiptoss on Renee O'Connor.
Alessandra Torresani whips Renee O'Connor into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor takes Alessandra Torresani down with a clothesline.
Renee O'Connor whips Alessandra Torresani into the ropes.
Alessandra Torresani hits Renee O'Connor with a clothesline.
Alessandra Torresani is going for the pin.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Alessandra Torresani executes a belly-to-back suplex on Renee O'Connor.
Alessandra Torresani gets a double reverse chinlock on Renee O'Connor.
Renee O'Connor makes it to the ropes after holding out for 15 seconds.
Alessandra Torresani throws Renee O'Connor out of the ring.
Alessandra Torresani goes outside.
Teri Hatcher counts: 1.
Teri Hatcher counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alessandra Torresani uses a choke slam on Renee O'Connor.
Teri Hatcher counts: 3.
Teri Hatcher counts: 4.
Teri Hatcher counts: 5.
Alessandra Torresani shoves Renee O'Connor into the guardrail.
Teri Hatcher counts: 6.
Teri Hatcher counts: 7.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Teri Hatcher counts: 8.
Renee O'Connor grabs Alessandra Torresani's leg.
Teri Hatcher counts: 9.
Alessandra Torresani fights her way free.
Teri Hatcher counts: 10.

Tony: The referee just called for the bell!

The referee goes over to the ring announcer.

waiting....

waiting....

waiting....

watings....

The referee is still talking to the ring announcer.

waiting....

waiting....

waiting....

watings....

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, Alessandra Torresani was the first to reenter the ring. However, her leg was still outside the ring when the ten count was made. The referee has ruled this contest A DOUBLE COUNTOUT and is therefore A DRAW!

Torresani: NO!

Alessandra Torresani and Renee O'Connor
battled to a double countout in 0:04:09

Bruce: See! I told you Renee O'Connor would go on to win this thing!

Tony: Wow! You have to feel for Alessandra Torresani. To come so close.

Bruce: Look at her! She's broke down crying in the ring. What a big cry baby!

Olstead: Obviously, you don't know how much of an emotional toll this takes on you. Everybody sees the physical aspect of this sport but I can tell you that you have ten women backstage who's nerves are fried after this tournament.

Tony: Renee O'Connor's getting back in the ring. Look at that. That's what you like to see. Renee O'Connor's consoling Torresani. That's good sportsmanship! Good for them both!

Olstead: We've worked so hard to get where we are. This is what Renee O'Connor is telling her: Don't give up! Keep trying! Your time is coming! Believe me, I've heard the same thing before. This is why I'm proud to have her as a mentor! And I can tell you right now, we have not seen the last of Alessandra Torresani.

Bruce: We haven't? Damn!

Tony: Thanks for joining us, Renee, and good luck in the finals.

Olstead: It's been my pleasure. Thanks, Tony.

Tony: Oh, man! Just a fraction of a second longer and Alessandra Torresani would be moving on! But with that draw, it is going to be Renee O'Connor going up against Renee Olstead. It's teacher versus student in the thirty minute ironwoman match to determine who is going to be the first NOVA World Champion! I'm sure it's going to be a classic!

Bruce: I think she likes me!

FINAL GROUP B STANDINGS:
Renee O'Connor (3-0-1, 7 pts) WINNER
Lindsey Shaw (3-1, 6 pts)
Alessandra Torresani (2-1-1, 5 pts)
Hayley Williams (1-3, 2 pts)
Larisa Oleynik DISQUALIFIED
*Larisa Oleynik forfeited the final match against Hayley Williams.

[Backstage Brittany Snow is pacing back and forth. Larisa comes in view with the dog collar already around her neck.]

Larisa: Crap! I can't believe you! One simple thing! Just one simple thing I asked you to do!

Brittany: I know! I'm sorry!

Larisa: God! So now I have to do this! This is so freaking humiliating!

Brittany: I said I'm sorry! I'll make it up to you! I promise!

Larisa: You better or else...

[Larisa poses to strike Brittany with the chain but she's suddently distracted. It's Alexis Bledel holding two cans of dog food.]

Alexis: Listen, I just wanted to know if you prefer Alpo or Gravy Train. Hey! this one has real meat in it!

Larisa: Don't think I won't bust you open right now!

Alexis: Well. I'd say good luck in your match but ummmm...I'd rather say bon apetit!

[Another promo for the world championship tournament finals. The camera cuts to the ring where a steel cage has been constructed.]

*DING DING DING*

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a kennel match! Both women will be locked inside a cage, bound together with dog collars and a chain. The chain is legal and may be used in the match. There are no disqualifications. The match ends by pinfall or submissions only. The loser of the bout will be forced to eat a can of dog food. Introducing first...

MAIN EVENT: KENNEL MATCH
Hayley Williams vs. Larisa Oleynik
Special Guest Referee: Alexis Bledel

[End of match:]

Hayley Williams goes for a spinning heel kick, but Larisa Oleynik blocks it.
Larisa Oleynik chokes Hayley Williams with the chain.
Larisa Oleynik takes Hayley Williams down with a clothesline.
Larisa Oleynik uses a facebite on Hayley Williams.
Hayley Williams has been busted open.
Larisa Oleynik whips Hayley Williams into the turnbuckle.
Larisa Oleynik hits a back elbow on Hayley Williams.
Larisa Oleynik tries to hit Hayley Williams with the chain but Hayley Williams blocks it.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with the chain.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a clothesline.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with an inverted DDT onto the knee.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a moonsault bodyblock.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hayley Williams takes Larisa Oleynik down with a rana.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Hayley Williams whips Larisa Oleynik into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Hayley Williams with a kick.
Larisa Oleynik throws Hayley Williams into the cage.
Larisa Oleynik uses a vertical suplex on Hayley Williams.
Larisa Oleynik whips Hayley Williams into the ropes, but Hayley Williams
reverses it.
Hayley Williams misses with a kick.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a shoulderblock.
Hayley Williams executes a springboard dropkick on Larisa Oleynik.
Hayley Williams is going for the cover.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, kickout.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a chop.
Hayley Williams throws Larisa Oleynik into the cage.
Hayley Williams throws Larisa Oleynik into the cage.
Larisa Oleynik is busted open.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik.
Hayley Williams chops Larisa Oleynik.
Hayley Williams nails Larisa Oleynik with a slap.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik punches Hayley Williams with the chain.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik hits Hayley Williams with a clothesline using the chain.
Larisa Oleynik whips Hayley Williams into the ropes, but Hayley Williams
reverses it.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a backdrop.
Hayley Wiliams grinds Larisa Oleynik's forehead into the cage.
Hayley Williams hits Larisa Oleynik with a series of punches with the chain.
Hayley Williams throws Larisa Oleynik into the cage.
Hayley Williams nails Larisa Oleynik with a rana.
Hayley Williams throws Larisa Oleynik into the cage.
Hayley Williams executes the SLICED BREAD #2 on Larisa Oleynik.
Hayley Williams goes for the pin.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three.

Hayley Williams pinned Larisa Oleynik
with the SLICED BREAD #2 in 0:11:24.

Bruce: NO!

Tony: It's over! Hayley Williams pinned Larisa Oleynik in the kennel match!

Bruce: They can't do this to her!

[Meg Ryan opens the cage, and hands Alexis Bledel the dog food and a bowl.]

Tony: Here comes the dog food!

Bruce: Look Tony! The bowl even says "Fido" on it. Oh! This is humiliating! They're not going to actually make her eat it are they?

Tony: Yes they are!

[Alexis Bledel takes the collar off of Hayley Williams, and hands her the dog food. Hayley pops the cap, and holds it up like a trophy.]

Bruce: That's disgusting! I can smell that all the way over here.

[Hayley Williams pours the dog food into the bowl. Alexis Bledel drags Larisa Oleynik around the ring by the dog collar. She grabs Larisa by the hair and shoves her face into the dog food.]

Bruce: Oh no! Her breath is going to stink for a week!

[Sarah Michelle Gellar and Brittany Snow run down to the ring.]

Tony: It's Sarah Michelle Gellar and Brittany Snow!

Bruce: Thank God!

Tony: Brittany Snow just decked the referee. She's got the key to the cage!

[Brittany Snow takes the key from the referee and opens the cage. Sarah attacks Alexis Bledel from behind. Brittany attacks Hayley from behind. Larisa Oleynik starts to slowly crawl through the door. Her face is covered in blood and dog food.]

Bruce: Oh! Poor Larisa!

[The crowd starts to erupt. The camera cuts to the entrance ramp.]

Tony: It's Eliza Dushku! She's finally had enough!

[Eliza Dushku enters the cage, and pulls Brittany Snow off of Hayley Williams.]

Tony: Thank God for Eliza Dushku! Finally some sense...

[Eliza Dushku starts to attack Hayley Williams.]

Tony: NO! NO! NO! That traitor!

[Sarah Michelle Gellar throws Alexis Bledel into the cage. Alexis Bledel is busted wide open.]

Tony: Somebody gets some security out here!

[The crowd erupts once more.]

Bruce: What now?

Tony: It's Scarlett Johansson! She's back! She's back!

Bruce: I thought she couldn't even walk!

[Scarlett Johansson runs down to the ring. Her knee is still heavily bandaged and padded causing her still show a limp.]

Scarlett Johansson enters the cage.
Brittany Snow tries to hit Scarlett Johansson but she ducks out of the way.
Scarlett Johansson hits Brittany Snow with a series of right hands.
Scarlett Johansson takes down Brittany Snow with a big right hand.
Scarlett Johansson throws Brittany Snow into the cage.
Scarlett Johannson throws Brittany Snow out of the ring.
Brittany Snow falls through the cage door.

Tony: Out goes Snow!

Scarlett Johansson hits Eliza Dushku from behind.
Scarlett Johannson knocks Eliza Dushku into the cage.
Scarlett Johansson throws Eliza Dushku into the cage.
Scarlett Joahnsson throws Eliza Dushku over the top rope and out of the cage.
Eliza Dushku lands on top of Brittany Snow.

Tony: Scarlett Johansson is cleaning house!

Sarah Michelle Gellar is still stomping away at Alexis Bledel in the corner.
Scarlett Johansson approaches Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Bruce: Look out, Sarah!

Scarlett Johanson taps Sarah Michelle Gellar on the shoulder.
Sarah Michelle Gellar swats Scarlett Johansson away.

Tony: Sarah Gellar has no idea who's waiting for her!

Bruce: Turn around, Sarah!

Sarah Michelle Gellar stomps on Alexis Bledel.
Scarlett Johansson taps Sarah Michelle Gellar on the shoulder.
Sarah Michelle Gellar turns around.

Sarah: What?

[Sarah sees Scarlett and freezes.]

Sarah: NO!

Scarlett Johansson takes Sarah Michelle Gellar down with a right hand.
Scarlett Johansson hits Sarah Michelle Gellar with a series of mounted punches.
Scarlett Johansson throws Sarah Michelle Gellar into the cage.
Scarlett Johansson grabs the dog food.

Bruce: She's not going to!

Tony: Sarah Gellar's gonna get a taste of the dog food, too!

[Scarlett Johansson shoves the dog food into Sarah Michelle Gellar's mouth.]

Bruce: ACK! SHE IS!

Sarah Michelle Gellar escapes out of ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar spits out the dog food.
Sarah Michelle Gellar gags of the dog food.

Tony: Johansson getting revenge on Sarah Michelle Gellar for nearly crippling her! Join us next time as we crown our first ever NOVA World Champion! Good night!

Bruce: Gross! Nobody's gonna kiss them for weeks! Not even me!

[NOVA copyright notice shows as Gellar continues to spit out the dog food.]